Until last week, I thought “brat” referred to an obnoxious child. I was vaguely aware of Charli XCX, but I wasn’t aware that earlier this summer she’d dropped a new album with that name, or that the cultural zeitgeist subsequently declared this to be Brat Summer. Then last weekend in the space of a day, Joe Biden dropped out of the Presidential race, Vice President Harris became the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, and Charli XCX tweeted “kamala IS brat.”
Credit: Charli XCX
V.P.
Harris’s campaign exploded. Most of us had kind of been dreading the campaign between
two eighty-year-old white guys, and then suddenly we had a mixed heritage woman
as a candidate, who even at 59 seemed positively youthful by comparison. And
brat to boot!
It’s been hilarious to watch people like Stephen Colbert or Jake Tapper try to explain brat to their viewers. Charli XCX herself described it on TikTok as:
That girl who is a little messy and likes to party, and maybe says dumb things sometimes, who feels herself but then also maybe has a breakdown but parties through it. It’s very honest; it’s very blunt—a little bit volatile, does dumb things, but, like, it’s brat. You’re brat. That’s brat.
It’s been
taken much further than that, of course. An
article in The Guardian described it: “Because, as we all know by
now, brat – inspired by Charli’s most recent album – is more than a name, it’s
a lifestyle. It is noughties excess, rave culture. It’s
“a pack of cigs, a Bic lighter, a strappy white top with no bra”. It’s
quintessentially cool.” Shirly Li, in
The Atlantic, opined: “The essence of “brat” is not
defining people as such; it’s being simultaneously provocative and vulnerable.”
But, more
to the point, Xochitl Gonzalez, also writing
in The Atlantic, made clear how we should think about brat: “If you
don’t know what that means, it doesn’t matter.” After all, if you’re not in on
the joke, you are the joke.
The Harris
campaign is all in on the joke. It fully embraced the appellation, even
changing its campaign logo on social media to the easily identifiable lime green
of the Brat album cover. The KHive
is busy creating memes, posting TikTok clips, and filling the world with coconut
emojis (long
story). Some have
claimed that brat summer is already over, but maybe
not so fast.
I wish
healthcare was brat.
It’s not
brat to sit in your doctor’s waiting room. It’s not brat to be stuck in a
telephone queue with your health insurance company. It’s not brat to get a healthcare
bill that is confusing at best and terrifying at worst. It’s not brat to not be
able to afford your medications, especially knowing that in other countries you’d
pay much less for them. It’s not brat that we’re dying younger and have way
more chronic illnesses than we once did. It’s really not brat that we’re
particularly terrible at safeguarding the health of mothers and babies.
AI in
healthcare should be brat, if we don’t mess it up (and I fear we will). 3D
printing of organs and tissues is brat, although it’s not mainstream yet. Nanorobots
should be brat, if we can get to where we’ve been promised for years. Genetic
therapy should be brat, although so far it seems like another way for pharmaceutical
companies to
charge us outrageous amounts. Neural
implants could be brat, although I’m worried Elon will Cybertruck
it.
It was
pretty brat that we developed a COVID-19 vaccine so early in the pandemic, but
not brat at all how it became politicized and, indeed, that people are turning away
from vaccines generally. Cancer screenings should be brat, but, as anyone
who has had a colonoscopy or mammogram can tell you, they’re not.
Being a
doctor once might have been considered kind of brat, but now it just seems like
kind of a sucker’s bet: all those years of training, all those debts that ensue
from that, and then all the hassles once in practice. Who needs it? No wonder
most medical students don’t
really want a career that involves treating patients.
Health
insurance most definitely is not brat (Oscar Health’s promises not withstanding).
ACA made it less terrible, but there’s not too many people posting TikTok
videos about how happy they are with their health insurance. It’s not brat at
all that so many people remain without coverage, and that GoFundMe is a go-to for
people dealing with huge medical bills.
I wish we
had a healthcare system that I was excited about. According to a recent Harris
poll, more than 70% of American’s feel our healthcare system fails them in
some way. A Commonwealth
Fund survey found 82% of Americans thought it should be fundamentally
changed or completely rebuilt.
No, that’s
not brat at all.
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I think of
our healthcare system kind of like how I thought about Joe Biden running for
President again. Nice guy, done a lot of good, means well, but, gosh, so 20th
century, so frail, and too fragile to count on being there for several more
years. I want the brat version, the one that generates enthusiasm, excitement,
the one that makes people want to post on social media about how it has helped
them, the one that causes people to create memes praising it and the people working
in it.
I want the
22st century healthcare system, or at least a 2050 one, but I want
it now. Amaze me, excite me, delight me. That’d be brat.